is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I party with great urgency now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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