I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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