they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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