We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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