also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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