If i come over, it means nothing
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
