We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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