so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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