Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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