if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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