I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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