Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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