Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
