after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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