You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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