I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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