I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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