So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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