doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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