Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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