.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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