Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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