Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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