so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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