You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
