We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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