By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
