Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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