her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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