You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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