I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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