yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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