i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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