dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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