Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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