question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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