Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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