yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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