why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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