gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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