It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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