I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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