I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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