What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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