remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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