you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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