I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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