I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
they're like a gay fantastic four
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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