I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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