I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Randomize
