i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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